A soldier, a priest, and a baseball player were on a plane. The pilot says that the plane is going down because it’s too heavy.

The priest says “I have a bunch of old bibles I can get rid of.” So he throws them off the plane.

The pilot says that it’s still too heavy so the baseball player says “I have a bunch of baseballs that I don’t need” so he throws them overboard.

The pilot says it’s still too heavy so the soldier says “I have a bunch of grenades I don’t need” so he throws them off the plane.

The plane crash lands but nobody is hurt. When the priest gets out he sees a kid crying asked him for a reason. The boy says “a bible hit me on the head.”

When the baseball player gets out he also sees a kid crying and asked for a reason. The boy tells him “a baseball hit me on the head.”

Then finally the soldier gets out and sees a kid laughing, he asked him why. The kid says “I farted and the house behind me exploded.”