“Could you get me a towel? My stump is bleeding,” Tom said offhandedly
“I have no flowers…” Tom said lackadaisically.
“My god, the thermometer is reading 110!” Tom said heatedly.
Do you want to lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.
Where do you find a one legged dog?
Where you left it.
“I have no flowers…” Tom said lackadaisically.
“My god, the thermometer is reading 110!” Tom said heatedly.
Do you want to lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.
Where do you find a one legged dog?
Where you left it.
