Lunch Suicide

            There were three construction workers on break. One was Asian, the other Mexican, and the last one was white. The Asian opens up his lunchbox and says, “Egg rolls again! Next time I get an egg roll for lunch I’m gonna jump off this building.” Then the Mexican opens his lunch and says, “Burritos again! Next time I get burritos I’m jumping off this building!” Then the white guy opens his lunch and says, “Sandwich again! Next time I get a sandwich I’m jumping off this building!” The next day the three guys are on break again. The Asian opens his lunch and jumps off the building. Then the Mexican opens his lunch and also jumps off. Finally the white guy opens his lunch and does the same. During the funeral the wives are crying and the Asian one says, “I shouldn’t have made him egg rolls again!” Then the Mexican goes and says, “I shouldn’t have made him burritos again!” The white lady just stands there while everybody waits for her to say something. She looks back and says, “Don’t look at me! He makes his own lunch!”