Pothole Central

            Pot holes are one of our nation’s biggest issues right now. They have been getting bigger and bigger every day. They’re like black holes that just keep growing. People can’t go down any street without there being a pot hole. This is a very tragic and dangerous situation. Many people fear for their lives because of pot holes.

            People are scared to even go outside; they are afraid of being sucked in by the massive holes that have no end. They gradually get bigger, and soon they will be gigantic and take over the whole universe. All that will be left will be potholes.

            Eventually, potholes will start to mate and reproduce and our nation will no longer be the United States of America but Pot Hole Central. Everyone will be sucked in by the pot holes and be transported to another universe. Others might even get stuck in the pot holes themselves forever with no chance of getting out. The people will age but never die; they’ll grow with the pot holes and soon they too will be pot holes.

            Becoming a pot hole is not that bad, for some people, they just live how they want and don’t have to do anything. They just sit there and think, “This is the life!” Once people were fully transformed into pot holes, it became their job. They got good at their jobs and grew so big that people just fell in at random. Also, in some pot holes, people were reacquainted with their families and were happy.

            On the other hand, the people who were transported to different universes were not so well off. They withered into nothing and no one ever saw them again. They would never have someone to hold and be loved by, because they just disintegrated and vanished!!

            This is why pot holes are such a big problem in our nation. If we don’t get them fixed we will all be sucked in and forced to work as a pot hole.  Our lives will be useless and we’ll have nothing left to live for, but won’t be able to die. So stand up, I say! Stand up and fix pot holes today! Don’t let our world become a barren desert of potholes. Don’t let us become barren pot holes!!