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School Lunches
A couple of years ago, our school had good food that everyone enjoyed it. We were able to eat the foods what we wanted. One day the school board changed everything. They took away the food everyone liked and gave us even better food that was supposed to be healthy for us.
Now North High has better choices for food that is healthy and tastes great. There are many different foods to choose from that are good for you, North High School has the best choices for food that is healthy and tastes great. There are many different foods to choose from that are healthy, and has a big burst of goodness. North High school serves rubbery soy cheese burgers, greasy soggy French fries, hard chicken sandwiches, and cardboard pizza. The best part of this is they serve these every weekday.
Our school use to sell spicy chicken every day but eventually they took it off the menu. Where not really sure why but I’m guessing they thought that real chicken would be bad for us so they just gave us rubbery cheese burgers so kids will chew their food better so they wont choke on food. The hard chicken is so we will eat slower and savor our food, and make our teeth stronger.
The reason they serve greasy soggy French fries is in case there kids that might not have many teeth, and so it will not be hard to chew. To be honest I’m not sure why they serve card board pizza. Maybe they were just running out of ideas for healthy foods, or because it was cheaper. But all the foods we get to eat give the hospitals more business. Therefore, it is for a good cause.
Now North High has better choices for food that is healthy and tastes great. There are many different foods to choose from that are good for you, North High School has the best choices for food that is healthy and tastes great. There are many different foods to choose from that are healthy, and has a big burst of goodness. North High school serves rubbery soy cheese burgers, greasy soggy French fries, hard chicken sandwiches, and cardboard pizza. The best part of this is they serve these every weekday.
Our school use to sell spicy chicken every day but eventually they took it off the menu. Where not really sure why but I’m guessing they thought that real chicken would be bad for us so they just gave us rubbery cheese burgers so kids will chew their food better so they wont choke on food. The hard chicken is so we will eat slower and savor our food, and make our teeth stronger.
The reason they serve greasy soggy French fries is in case there kids that might not have many teeth, and so it will not be hard to chew. To be honest I’m not sure why they serve card board pizza. Maybe they were just running out of ideas for healthy foods, or because it was cheaper. But all the foods we get to eat give the hospitals more business. Therefore, it is for a good cause.